Hi, I’m Elle. I am a single mom of a 5 year old mini me. We live on Long Island in Suburbia Land. I drive a 4-door Sedan that I don’t need to climb a ladder to get in to. Stick figure people on the back of Honda Odysseys freaks me out and a toxicology report should be administered immediately on the driver. I am a therapist and no, I am not analyzing you…I am diagnosing you. Despite all of my knowledge and ability to save the world, one crisis at a time, my life is as dysfunctional as the rest. I used to want a fairytale ending…boy meets girl, fall in love get married and forget the world – but after acting the part, minus the fairytale ending, realized love is not what you make of it…it’s just a feeling and like anything else, this too shall pass.
On that note…I am searching for my equal…someone who is slightly damaged with a big heart and contradicts themselves just as much as I do. I want someone who will stand at the bus stop with me while I wait for my daughter to prepare herself for the voyage of common core and snicker at all the “perfect” Suburban Warriors….and hug me while I am in slippers, with crazy bed hair, and morning breath and remind me I am better than they are with all of my imperfections. Not saying I want to date a caveman…but I want someone who is comfortable in their own skin, as I am in mine…well…minus when I am having a fat day.
I am hoping that my stories will not only cure the common cold, but mend broken hearts, protect the dreamers and remind people it is okay to get hurt, if you’re doing it for love. But with that, remind people through my amazing mistakes, that love will only define you…if. you. let. it.
XOXO
-Elle